You know you're a cabin crew when...

1. You say sorry and thank you to everything that moves
2. You apologize even when someone knocks into you
3. You thank your family and friends for waiting eg. When you go to the toilet or when you go to 7-11 to grab something
4. When out with closed ones, you don’t eat until everyone’s meals have arrived
5. You have a higher tendency to say ‘makan, bon appetit, or in all other sort of other languages just before you dig in
6. You have the tendency to change toilet rolls facing outwards, inwards
7. You learn the art of multitasking eg. Jiggling a bag of tea while pouring Coke and listening to your friend or family talk
8. Instead of saying A for apple, B for boy, you start talking army eg. A for alpha, B for bravo, C for Charlie, etc
9. You start buying household items abroad eg. Hand cream for Frankfurt, shampoo from the States, hairspray from Japan etc.
10. You hardly ever shop in Singapore anymore cause everything is SO EXPENSIVE
11. You own more than 5 branded bags and 20 pair of shoes
12. Of late, you only wear flats
13. You take more than 4 kinds of supplements
14. You always have lip balm and hand lotion in your handbag
15. You have more than 3 currencies in your wallet
16. When on holiday, you bitch, whine and complain when there’s a queue at the immigration
17. You buy anything and everything that any of your colleagues recommend but you never once finish using/eating/utilizing them
18. You always have bruises but no idea where and how you got it
19. When someone thanks you, you reply ‘not at all, no problem, don’t mention it’ but seldom say ‘you’re welcome’ or ‘my pleasure’
20. You live your days through dates and not days
21. You sleep in the day and wake up at night
22. Whenever you answer the phone outstation or at home, you have a tendency to identify yourself and where you’re at
23. When you enter the lift outstation, you take a while to remember which floor you’re on and where your room is at
24. When outstation, you smile at everyone Asian cause you don’t know if they’re crew or not
25. When passing by a group of crew, you hold your hands in a fist so nobody can see your red nail polish (duh!)
26. Whenever you pass a fire extinguisher or AED, you have a tendency to tell your colleagues ‘SEP checked’ for fun’s sake
27. You can pack your bag in 15 minutes
28. You don’t plan ahead and you’re always never on time
29. You try to ‘siam’ crew joints
30. You tend to use crew lingo eg. OJ, tea white, etc
31. By now, you should know more than 5 types of cheese or dressings
32. You come up with your own concoctions. You mix all left over can drinks and down it
33. You can sleep anywhere, be it seating or standing. Sometimes, you sleep like the dead. Dead straight with both hands resting on your stomach
34. You’re always watching CNN or BBC
35. YOU NEVER SAY NO!!!!